Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Throne of Blood


July 29, 2009

Throne of Blood (1957) *****
Directed by Akira Kurosawa

Sometime soon, I really need to do a marathon of Shakespeare movies since my working knowledge of the subject is next to nothing. Because of this, I'm grateful that the Netflix envelope that Throne of Blood arrived in mentions that Kurosawa reimagines Macbeth by setting it in feudal Japan. The only thing I really knew about Macbeth going in is that he's some kind of leader, and his wife is crazy. Even now, after seeing Throne of Blood, I can't comment at all on the many parallels between the two stories. For all I know, everything parallels Macbeth, and for all I also know, very little does.

Thankfully, then, I am in an advantageous position to judge Throne of Blood on its own merits. No kidding whatsoever when I say that I've witnessed one of the greatest films ever made, even better than Rashomon! With geniuses like Shakespeare and Kurosawa behind this tale of deception amid ambition, perhaps I ought not to be surprised! As a matter of fact, at this point in the marathon, I think it might be for the best that Kurosawa decided to closely adapt such an epic piece of drama since I have had some problems with his narrative contrivances especially in Ikiru but also to a lesser extent in Rashomon. This time, the story works one hundred percent perfectly!

Toshiro Mifune once again delivers a performance for the ages as Taketori Washizu, a general in battle who is appointed by his emperor to be lord over one of the great houses of the kingdom. Just prior to this, Washizu and his lifelong friend Yoshiaki Miki (Minoru Chiaki) encounter a spirit in the forest who prophesies that Washizu will eventually become emperor himself. When Washizu tells his wife Asaji (Isuzu Yamada) of the prophecy, she talks him into murdering the emperor and fulfilling what she believes is his destiny. Of course, because the emperor is so heavily guarded, killing him won't be easy.

If Washizu commits the treasonous crime, he has two problems on his hands. First, he will have to live with the guilt of murdering a loyal and good emperor. Second, he can't be the one to be blamed for the murder or else he will be convicted of high treason. If the emperor is killed by Washizu and blamed on someone else, then Miki might tell of the prophecy in the woods which would immediately point the finger at Washizu's guilt. Therefore, he must carefully construct his plan, involving heirs, deception, paranoia and a stillbirth which send both Washizu and Asaji on a rapid downward spiral into madness. Eventually, Washizu must decide whether or not he embraces ultimate evil by choosing to make the prophecy come true.

Kurosawa patiently directs Throne of Blood, allowing each scene to establish a deep sense of mood. Take, for instance, an almost dialogue free scene in the foggy woods which last for more than ten minutes. Washizu futilely rides in circles trying to find his way even though he can't see anything in front of him. The entire time, Miki follows right behind, clearly emphasizing the loyalty and trust he invests towards his lifelong friend. Once they encounter the emperor and receive their rewards for winning in battle, the two are not seen together again on screen. Without the deliberately paced scene in the woods, their relationship could not have been established, and the sadness felt when one is forced to kill the other would never have registered at all.

Everything works from beginning to end, but some elements must be acknowledged for being truly extraordinary! First of all, the costumes are truly wonders to behold! The traditional Japanese armor and the garments signifying royalty display such meticulous beauty that I couldn't stop looking at them throughout. Also, Isuzu Yamada gives one hell of a chilling performance as Lady Asaji. Relatively, she doesn't have a lot of screen time, but I'm providing the undersell of the year when I say that she certainly makes the most of her moments to scheme and later to sink into pure insanity! Shakespeare would have been proud; I guarantee it.

The final sequence involves flying arrows which holds up as a truly exhilarating and disturbing conclusion. Real arrows were shot at the character whom I won't reveal, which accounts for the look of sheer terror on the actor's face! Personally, I also found the killshot truly memorable as well as surprisingly horrifying!

Once again, Kurosawa delves into the world of the dark side of the human condition, though this time he re-presents an even older meditation on the very same subject. It's truly sad what people are capable of doing in order to get ahead in life. Though Washizu clings to the fact that his destiny is laid out for him as spoken through the spirit, the truth is that he made his own bed, and now he has to sleep in it, though I'm guessing he won't be sleeping on his side! Throne of Blood is one of the truly grand achievements in the history of cinema!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Best of 2009 So Far

July 28, 2009

The Five Best Films of 2009 So Far

5. Audience of One
- Once you see this compulsively watchable documentary about an Evangelical preacher who believes that Jesus wants him to make the best movie ever, you'll never forget it. Watch the film and keep this in mind--the preacher and his family actually had the guts to participate in a Q and A after a screening of the film in California. This fact almost makes me respect the guy a little bit--almost. Really chilling stuff!

4. Chocolate- Maybe it's the fact that I'm not at all familiar with kung fu movies, but I found the choreographed fight scenes absolutely brilliant in Chocolate! There's a sense of pure bloody joy which I haven't experienced in this way since Kill Bill Vol. 1.

3. Three Monkeys- One of the more grim films that will be released this year, Three Monkeys is the story of ultimate loyalty followed by ultimate betrayal which all but destroys a Russian family. Cinema can be powerful--Three Monkeys certainly proves it!

2. Up- One of the two or three best Pixar films, there's a sense of pure joy which transcends any film I've seen so far in 2009. Out of the five, this is the one I most want to own!

1. The Girlfriend Experience- The interplay between escaping reality into fantasy with escaping fantasy into reality speaks volumes about the effects of our present economic and cultural hardships. By far, The Girlfriend Experience is the richest, most profound and most cinematic film so far of 2009!

Honorable Mentions:
(500) Days of Summer
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
The Pope's Toilet
Valentino: The Last Emperor
Tokyo!

The Worst Film of 2009 So Far:

Departures
- A deplorably trite, horribly-acted, self-important, saccharine piece of trash that I will detest forever because it beat both The Class and Waltz with Bashir for the Best Foreign Film Oscar! Even the ridiculous The Baader-Meinhopf Complex is better! Perhaps I could plan a Japanese funeral ceremony in order to bury/burn every single copy of the worst film so far of 2009!

What are your favorite films of 2009 so far?

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Film Tweets

Here I will post all of the tweets I write immediately after watching each film. Follow me on Twitter, and see my page by clicking here.

Elephant (2003)- High school hell. All w/in are victims. Nothing glorified, yet questions left unanswered. Chilling. ****1/2 out of 5

Paranormal Activity
- Bad acting & moments of complete idiocy, sure, but the suspense and terror pack a punch. Admirable schlock. ***1/2 of 5


25th Hour
(2002)- Lee masterfully directs one man's final night of freedom. Extends well into metaphor for frustrations post-9/11 ***** of 5


A Single Man
- Good film & great Firth performance. I just wish Tom Ford indulged audiences as much as he did his own whim. ***1/2 out of 5


Broken Embraces
- Only Almodovar could imbue the trashiest soap opera melodrama with such sublime visual splendor & coy humor! ****1/2 of 5


Invictus
- Viewer is attacked head-on w/ reminders of match's importance. Fine acting. Overall exhausting & cliched. *** out of 5


Good Hair
- Interesting doc brought down a bit by a stupid reality competition subplot. Best part might just be Chris Rock himself. *** of 5


The Limits of Control
- Main character takes a pretentious, brutally dull and ultimately futile journey, much like this film itself. ** of 5


Lemon Tree
- Perhaps a bit simplistic, this glimpse into Israeli/Palestinian turmoil is sweet and truly compelling. **** out of 5


The Merry Gentleman
- Kelly Macdonald gives her all in Michael Keaton's directorial debut- an overwritten, overdirected bore **1/2 out of 5


An Education
- Very enjoyable and easy to watch. Everything's on a surface level, but what's there works very well. ***1/2 out of 5


The White Ribbon
- Sobering meditation on humanity's capacity for depravity. Merciless but undeniably brilliant. ***** out of 5


The Princess and the Frog
- Entertaining, but you'd think that a film with soul trying to break barriers wouldn't be so formulaic. *** of 5


Extract
-Lukewarm comedy that could have used a few more laugh-out-loud moments. Everything played at 50%. **1/2 out of 5


Taking Woodstock
-What's so crazy about an astute Ang Lee movie about peace, love and understanding? **** out of 5


35 Shots of Rum
-Denis' sensual aesthetic sadly weighed down by predictable, disingenuous melodrama. Some great moments though. *** out of 5


The Blind Side
-A condescending, cardboard-cutout of a crowd-pleaser. Subtlety stomped to a gory death. **1/2 out of 5


Lake Tahoe
-I'm all for small independent film making, but this insipid tale of grief ought to be called out for what it is: amateur. ** of 5


Funny People
- Romance storyline overstays its welcome, but seriocomic mortality thread shows Apatow at his most mature. ***1/2 out of 5


L'Enfant
(2006)-Kids having kids forced to take responsibility for their miserable lives. Perfect Dardenne fodder. ****1/2 out of 5


The Son's Room
(2001)-Forward momentum by way of fragmented scenes produces a nice drama that's perhaps a bit too syrupy and shallow. ***/5


Dancer in the Dark
(2000)-Novelty doesn't excuse sadism and mindless manipulation. I will say that Bjork is amazing. **1/2 out of 5


Farewell My Concubine
(1993)-Life imitates opera in an uneven, yet visually enthralling epic. **** out of 5


Up in the Air
-Clooney gives best perf of career & one of the best of 2009. Mirror of our times...charming, entertaining and smart! *****/5


Brothers
- Who knew Gyllenhaal could act? He's great. It's heavy handed with an unfocused plot, but still this drama works well. ***1/2 of 5


Mulholland Dr.
(2001)- There's a difference between dream logic & something being illogical. Lynch offers a mesmerizing nightmare. *****/5


The Road- I didn't care if the kid lived or died. That says something. **1/2 out of 5

High and Low
(1963)-Classy but uneven Kurosawa noir which goes from tense thriller to mannered procedural. *** out of 5


Fantastic Mr. Fox
- Wes Anderson wonderfully and whimsically adapts a Dahl story that's kind of dull and unnecessary. **** out of 5

Ran (1985)-Kurosawa's King Lear is a sprawling epic masterpiece of which Shakespeare would be proud. Gorgeous. ***** out of 5

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans- Cage is great, but Herzog's whimsy within convention sabotages an overall cohesion. Unique. ***/5

Julie & Julia
- Charming food movie despite stale bits in both storylines. Streep and Adams are both great in different ways. ***1/2 of 5


Taste of Cherry
(1997)- Simple & somewhat trite exploration of the value of life. Compelling with a fascinating meta-conclusion ****1/2 of 5


Thirst
- Scary? No. Creepy? A bit. Consistent tone? No way. Focused narrative? Not really. Visually breathtaking? Absolutely. ***1/2 of 5


Star Trek
-Minus the inclusion of an illogical Nemoy subplot, Abrams wonderfully directs a crisp, stylish beginning to new franchise. ***1/2


Police, Adjective- For the patient, astute filmgoer, the driest of wit contained within proves glorious! Best film of 2009 so far ***** of 5

Humpday
- Though I don't believe these people would take this situation as far as they did, the laughs & performances make it work. **** of 5


Taking of Pelham 123
- Contrivances on top of contrivances in a stupid thriller mercilessly overdirected by Tony Scott. ** out of 5


Food, Inc.
- Articulate, compelling doc which makes its case without contempt and sarcasm. It presents disturbing facts very well. ****/5


The Messenger
- Though contrived, this intimate drama proves itself a worthy homage to our troops. Gotta love Samantha Morton. **** out of 5


Precious- Some of the best performances of the year in a gritty drama that will win you over in spite of yourself. **** out of 5


The Son
(2003)- What ought to be revenge takes backseat to a profound shift in one man's destiny. So good it will blow your mind. ***** of 5


9
- All the makings for a good film are there, but this dystopian tale plays out more like a first draft. Also it's visually dank. **1/2 of 5


When Father Was Away on Business
(1985)- Too heavy-handed to deserve the Golden Palm. Lacks necessary narrative focus. *** out of 5


The Men Who Stare at Goats
- One of the most appalling films of 2009. Who thought this dreck would be funny and/or enjoyable? *1/2 out of 5


Zombieland
- Surprisingly well acted and very funny. Not really all that scary, but entertaining nonetheless. ***1/2 out of 5


Bronson
- Despite blatant Clockwork Orange ripoffs & unclear judgment of Bronson himself. this packs a punch. Brady=fantastic ***1/2 of 5


Public Enemies
- Though overlong and lacking sufficient character development, Mann's gangster thriller absolutely delivers the goods. ****/5


Il Divo
- Sure it's an Oliver Stone JFK knock off, but Sorrentino delivers an off-beat, fascinating look at a bad, bad man. **** out of 5


Fados
- Still can't define it exactly, but I can safely say that I enjoy fado music. Saura's film making is sublime! ***1/2 out of 5


Cheri
- Frears was naive to the fact that, despite being visually stunning, Cheri could never have been anything more than trash. ** out of 5


Whatever Works
- Despite none-too-subtle performances by David and Wood, Allen's ode to chance isn't half bad. ***1/2 out of 5


Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
- Congrats dumb 13 year-old boys... you got your crappile of a movie. * out of 5


Fahrenheit 9/11
(2004)- Moore at his best and most audacious. He convinced me that W. was a complete and total moron. ****1/2 out of 5


This Is It
- Imagine the greatest concert in history performed at 85% (b/c of rehearsal footage). Very entertaining if not a bit sad. ****/5


Amelia
- Bland... ummm... yeah, bland about covers it. **1/2 out of 5


Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
(1984)- Illogical upbeat ending doesn't quite ruin a rich dystopian tale of environmental justice ***1/2


A Serious Man
- Equally funny and complex. Astute re-imagining of Job as told by brothers born to tackle this subject. ****1/2 out of 5


Where the Wild Things Are
-Never has the mind of a ten year-old been so authentically captured on film. I loved this movie! ***** out of 5


Paris
-it's amazing that parallel/intertwined stories rarely feel contrived. Rich, textured, beautifully acted ode to Paris. ****1/2 out of 5


Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring
(2003) Conventional pop spirituality prevents nirvana. Winter... and Spring-disappointing. ***1/2


Every Little Step
-as a theater kid, this doc literally took my breath away. Makes a few strange choices, but overall it's fantastic! ****1/2


Howl's Moving Castle
(2004)-Notch below Spirited Away, yet breathtakingly imaginative and undeniably magical. ****1/2 out of 5


O'Horten
-Despite a great lead performance, film feels like a suicidal person trying to tell what he believes to be a funny story. **1/2 of 5


Munyurangabo
-Poem, though effectively haunting, begins an all too heavy-handed final sequence. Otherwise a powerful call for justice ****/5


Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation
- Occasionally self-important but always compelling. **** out of 5


Passing Strange
-more energy than Rent but also more monotonous. Lee's direction is 95% excellent. Must see for musical fans. ***1/2 of 5


Treeless Mountain
-Cinema verite tale of abandonment and resilience is one of the very best films of 2009 so far. ***** out of 5


Kabei: Our Mother
- Flimsy and shallow. Works much better as homage to motherhood than a glimpse into history. **1/2 out of 5


The Double Life of Veronique
(1991)-Just when its circular plot begins to drown the viewer, a perfect conclusion saves the day. ****1/2 of 5


Away We Go
- Mendes overdirects another one. A hipster indy facade can't hide a complete lack of emotional truth. **1/2 out of 5


Lymelife
-plays like The Ice Storm, American Beauty and Snow Angels' dull baby brother. **1/2 out of 5


World's Greatest Dad
-I admire the guts to do what's done with this subject matter; however, most of the jokes land flat. Stupid ending **1/2


Rudo y Cursi
- What a predictable, preposterous, mess of a movie. ** out of 5


Explicit Ills
-Compelling and fascinating political rallying cry. Manipulative at times. Odd, yet contains rich emotional truth. ****1/2 of 5


Julia
- Doesn't quite work as a character study. Definitely doesn't work as a thriller. **1/2 out of 5


Waking Life
(2001)-Frustrating, tired exploration into examined life. It works more as a study of pretentious people than philosophy. ***/5


Absurdistan
-Reaches Mel Brooks level silliness. I laughed a few times, but not nearly enough to recommend this one. **1/2 out of 5


Tony Manero
-political allegory aside, a chilling look at what obsession w/ fame can lead to in the worst possible scenario **** out of 5


Silent Light
-a chore to sit through, but worth it for its emotional resonance as well as one of the best endings of the year **** out of 5


The Country Teacher
-Spoiled by an ending that's morally problematic. I can imagine sexual abuse victims appalled by this film. ** out of 5


Yojimbo
(1961)-A truly unconventional Christ allegory/western. Though a bit loopy, it's quite entertaining. ***1/2 out of 5


The Notebook
(2004)-Predictable plot w/ supporting characters that detract from a romance that's sweet and effective overall *** out of 5


Exotica
(1994)-Egoyan's brutally sad film provides such sincerity within an almost enigmatic plot. ****1/2 out of 5


Earth
-A few gorgeous nature shots and an insistence on focusing on baby animals in peril do not a good doc make. ** out of 5


Sin Nombre
-Ambitious, rich tale of belonging and destiny from an exceptionally talented first-time director. ****1/2 out of 5


State of Play
- Rarely rises above being an adequate, stylish formulaic thriller. Performances: Best-Bateman & Worst-Affleck *** out of 5


Castle in the Sky
(1986)-Beautiful background animation w/ old-school crude foreground animation. 3-way chase plot=typical fun. ***1/2 of 5


United 93
(2006)-For now, a tough sit, but worth it to see a masterful tribute. In the future a valuable historical document. ***** out of 5


Paper Moon
(1973)-One of the greatest coming of age stories I've seen, and yet, the ending troubled me. A must see! **** out of 5


Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
(1948)- Tedious, dated artifact of a time when people laughed at comedy that wasn't funny. ** out of 5


The Times of Harvey Milk
(1984)-Sober, powerful doc that tells a transcendent story of justice/injustice. Milk would be proud ***** out of 5


Sex and Lucia
(2002)- Simply put, Sex and Lucia is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. * out of 5


Inglourious Basterds
(2009)- I'll watch Tarantino geek out to his self-indulgent heart's content any day of the week! ***** out of 5


Everyone Says I Love You
(1996)-A movie with so many scenes of whimsical genius ought not to be this lazy. *** out of 5


District 9
-Great story within a rich, authentic world, but changing narrative styles distract. Overbearing final act. ***1/2 of 5


Ponyo
- Odd yet fascinating. Makes no sense on a story level, but as far as pure imagination goes, Miyazaki's done it again! **** out of 5


Cat People
(1942)-Halle Berry has nothing on the original Catwoman Simone Simon. Chillingly effective early horror staple. **** out of 5


Tyson
- A great and terrible man who's also surprisingly introspective and articulate. Impeccably well paced doc. **** out of 5


In a Lonely Place
(1950)-Bogart's great as usual, and tension builds quite well; however, the end comes a bit too abruptly. ***1/2 out of 5


The Cat Returns
(2002)- How can a 75min film that rushes character development have action scenes that seem to never end? **1/2 out of 5


Crimes and Misdemeanors
(1989)-Is there meaning to the universe or is it just a cold void? Allen's exploration=brilliant! ***** out of 5


Romancing the Stone
(1984) Silly formulaic comedy/romance/action film. Douglas and Turner at the top of their charm=saves it. *** out of 5


Basic Instinct
(1992)-Like wading knee-deep into the libido of a misogynistic, idiotic adolescent. Ending made me smile though. ** out of 5


China Syndrome
(1979) Crisp liberal thriller about bureaucracy worsening an already risky energy program. Compelling stuff! **** out of 5


Hidden Fortress
(1958)- Kurosawa's action/comedy is well crafted, has moments of greatness but is ultimately too ambitious. ***1/2 out of 5


Withnail & I
(1987)- Broad, brilliant black comedy with a surprisingly sincere message about self-determination. Huge laughs! ***** out of 5


Grey Gardens
(1975) Delusion and insanity truly disturb. Brilliant doc! Edie & mom ham it up for the camera/viewer. Response=love/pity *****


In America
(2003)-more than earns a strong emotional response. Cinematic purity places it among the best films of the decade ***** out of 5


Katyn
-Schindler's List meets Guiding Light. Should be about injustice-sadly marred by cluttered melodrama. Ending packs a punch *** of 5


The Castle of Cagliostro
(1980)- Old school Miyazaki anime fantasy adventure with Lupin who's as cool and charming as Bond! **** out of 5


Sugar
- Fantastic film. Not afraid to let its narrative flow organically. Strips away shallow perceptions of success. See it! ***** out of 5


Planes, Trains & Automobiles
(1987) Starts fine, gets cloying and cartoonish and ends sweetly. Candy, Martin great together! ***1/2 out of 5


Annie Hall
(1977)- Simply put- a perfect film. Hilarious, smart and so very real. Allen will never top this one. ***** out of 5


The Window
- Achingly sad and beautiful meditation on the value of silence which is so lacking in our modern culture. ****1/2 out of 5


Cannonball Run
(1981)- Raucous car chase comedy with real laughs and a crowd-pleasing sense of joy and fun! ***1/2 out of 5


History of the World: Part I
(1981)- 2000 Jokes. 15 of them made me laugh. 1000 of them made me roll my eyes! Lazy comedy! ** out of 5


The Wiz
(1978)- Other than Jackson, Russell and Horne, EVERYTHING about The Wiz=pathetic in comparison to 1939 classic! Awful! *1/2 out of 5


The Soloist
- Wright overdirects an otherwise uplifting story right into the ground! **1/2 out of 5


Quiet Chaos
- well-intentioned, sometimes sweet story about grief that's an absolutely mess in terms of its tone! **1/2 out of 5


National Lampoon's Vacation
(1983)- The late John Hughes' script provides consistent laugh out loud moments! C. Chase=funny! ***1/2 out of 5


Our Man Flint
(1966)- Sometimes humorous, often monotonous Bond spoof with a suave Coburn and a great Lee J. Cobb *** out of 5


X-Men Origins: Wolverine
- violent prequel that doesn't take itself too seriously=good thing cause it's silly. I had fun. *** out of 5


Bruno
- Message against homophobia feels tacked on. Thrives on audiences' discomfort. Laughed hard but I didn't have a good time. ** out of 5


Revanche
- Brilliant ironies abound! Electrifying first act leads into an all-too-brooding final hour. Overall powerful! **** out of 5


Gigantic
- Artsy film that people who hate artsy films think all artsy films are like! Pretentious dreck! *1/2 out of 5


Fear Strikes Out
(1957)- a baseball/mental illness movie with dull baseball and shallow mental illness. A. Perkins- awful. ** out of 5


Rio Bravo
(1959) Wayne's as cool as can be in this formulaic Western that's about as entertaining as any I've seen. ****1/2 out of 5


La Belle Noiseuse
(1991) Mesmerizing exploration into the power of the artist desiring to manipulate his own world. ***** out of 5


The Hurt Locker
- Bigelow impeccably directs a film about a soldier's addiction to adrenaline. Interesting and compelling. ****1/2 out of 5


Observe and Report
- What's the point of this movie? It's not funny at all. It's unpleasant and joyless. Ick! *1/2 out of 5


Angels and Demons
- A conspiracy even sillier than the birthers, and Ron Howard doesn't know the meaning of understatement. **1/2 of 5


Anvil! The Story of Anvil
- Can't say I think Anvil's talented enough for fame, but this doc is the real deal! Great film! ****1/2 out of 5


Terminator Salvation
- Badly acted, mindless, visually-dank escapism which lacks the grit and horror of T2. Hilarious cameo tho. ** out of 5


Big Man Japan
- 3 or 4 inspired moments in this faux-documentary that's way too silly for its own good! Destined for cult status! ** out of 5


Sita Sings the Blues
- One-of-a-kind eclectically-animated mystical feminist tale which doesn't quite feel fully fleshed out. ***1/2 out of 5


Paper Heart
- totally disingenuous and shallow exploration into love. That being said, the movie is HILARIOUS and SO CHARMING! **** out of 5


Moon- Brilliant, tense, gritty, smart sci-fi dystopia that also works as a conspiracy thriller. Rockwell's amazing! ***** out of 5


Throne of Blood
- Kurosawa's adaptation of Macbeth is one of the best movies I've seen. Isuzu Yamada as Lady=revelation! ***** out of 5


I Love You, Man
-hits too many false notes including its premise. Not enough laughs. Rudd=bland. Fart poop and vomit jokes=Grow up **1/2 of 5


Luck by Chance
- Sweet Bollywood melodrama- a mix between A Chorus Line, All About Eve, The Graduate. English/Hindi mix strange. **** of 5


12
- It's 12 Angry Men plus everything including the kitchen sink! Long, pretentious, and self-indulgent. ** out of 5.


The Muppet Movie
- Puppets on an extended acid trip. Kermit's the biggest hippie ever! Funny, but uneven film. ***1/2 out of 5


In the Loop-very funny, biting and insightful...kind of like a good episode of The Office, yet the plot doesn't add up to much **** out of 5
Just watched Wall Street... Greed is good... but 80s fashion isn't. Nice shoulder pads Darryl Hannah! ****1/2 out of 5

(500) Days of Summer- Quirk + Intelligence + Love= a refreshingly original take on the rom-com. Joseph GL and Zooey- great together! ****1/2

Harry Potter 6
- Loved it! Tried to watch it with a critical eye and saw some problems...but did I mention I loved it? ****1/2 out of 5

Just watched The Hangover- first half hilarious, second half mix between sort of funny and ABSOLUTELY AWFUL **1/2 out of 5